Happy birthday to me.

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

beyond-optimism:

Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.

(Source: hungerpained)

I don’t want to go to work today.

My two bosses are on vacation so I can’t call out. And people would miss me (re: miss the work I do) if I was gone.

But I don’t care.

fandom-freak-presents:

queenkickass:

guys

guys

guys

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

(Source: halliebadger)

He dumped me.

high-blogging:

i’m so antisocial i can’t even make internet friends

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

(Source: everdeens)

americanaintheimpala:

awkward writer thought of the day: Hmmm… I probably shouldn’t search for “how to kidnap someone” on google…

Or how to sell babies on the black market. Especially on the computer at the reception desk at my work.