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teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:16:17 -0400

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:13:02 -0400

rinmae: do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:12:45 -0400

rinmae:

do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob

is this what girls do

yup

everyday

yeahwriters: thinkingininklings: Stephen Fry’s take on the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:11:56 -0400

yeahwriters:

thinkingininklings:

Stephen Fry’s take on the e-reader vs. book argument.

THANK YOU

evanedinger: adrians1: a friend came round to help me revise...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:08:05 -0400

evanedinger:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:09:26 -0400

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.

and the vegan wins

m33wlin: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:57:46 -0400

m33wlin:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY...

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:50:45 -0400

miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

nokki1: jiidesu: charlizardusedfireblast: I still laugh every...

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:12:08 -0400

nokki1:

jiidesu:

charlizardusedfireblast:

I still laugh every time I see this. This video also has no dislikes.

This video always makes me laugh. Its perfect.

This cracks me up. Every single time.

elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem: techno4tomcats: People are insane on...

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:02:59 -0400

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

cant-catch-this-snitch: distortedpineapple: serendipitousrambli...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:12:18 -0400

cant-catch-this-snitch:

distortedpineapple:

serendipitousramblings:

This makes me inexplicably happy.

I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.

oh god yes

B: If sharks don't keep swimming, they drown. All I have to do is keep moving, and I'll make it.

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:13:51 -0400

B: If sharks don't keep swimming, they drown. All I have to do is keep moving, and I'll make it.
M: I like that. That's cool. The best part: I like how you compare yourself to a shark.

gruntledandhinged: ALL of this. Encourage people to try new...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:32:08 -0400

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

They say death comes in threes.

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:06:23 -0400

A boy I graduated with killed himself this week.

We weren’t close. We weren’t even friends. In fact, we haven’t spoken since 8th grade, when he called me a bitch. I didn’t go to the wake, because I didn’t want to make things worse for anyone. We didn’t exactly get along.

I can’t imagine anything has changed. If anything I’m more bitchy than I was in 8th grade.

But I still wish I’d been able to talk to him before. I know what it’s like to be in that place.

I wish he hadn’t done it.

fishingboatproceeds: Hey, bro, cool story. DFTBA sells a bunch...

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:39:26 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.

DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.

So that’s another way of doing it.

Also I hate your jeans.

psyducked: someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:21:28 -0400

psyducked:

someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain

redmonsoontriad: i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:07:14 -0400

redmonsoontriad:

i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist

pizza: when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:58:01 -0400

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

It’s been a long time since I went to Barnes and Noble every day.

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:50:08 -0400

It’s been a long time since I went to Barnes and Noble every day.

In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:08:55 -0400

In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a boy or a girl because he had long hair and wore overalls and when I asked him he was like “I’m a boy why do people keep asking me if I’m a girl!” and then the substitute was like “I see a pretty little girl in the back who needs to stop talking” and I think the expression on Peter’s face is what could only be described as 300% done.